These are valuable recipes passed down and time-tested for over 2,400,000 years. They're the only drink recipes you'll ever need, regardless of what you've read in quiche-eating magazines like Details, GQ, and Cigar Aficionado. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a little bitch and needs to do shots immediately.
- Whiskey Shot
Ingredients: whiskey
Directions: Pour whiskey into a shot glass. Drink it.
- Vodka Shot
Ingredients: vodka
Directions: Pour vodka into a shot glass. Drink it.
- Tequila Shot
Ingredients: tequila (no lime or salt! What are you, a sorority girl?)
Directions: Pour tequila into a shot glass. Drink it.
- Soju Shot
Ingredients: soju
Directions: Pour soju into a shot glass. Drink it. Since this is only soju, immediately pour another shot and down that shit too! How the hell can you get into fights in K-Town with only one soju shot at a time?
- Appletini
Ingredients: 2 cups sweet-and-sour mix, 1 1/2 cups vodka, 1 1/2 cups sweet and sour apple schnapps, 1 Granny Smith apple sliced (optional)
Directions: Fill pitcher halfway with ice cubes. Add sweet-and-sour mix, vodka and Sour Apple Pucker and stir well to combine. Push apple slices onto rims of Martini glasses, if desired. Strain mixture into Martini glasses.
Finally, throw the glass and all that other shit out, stop being such a bitch, and drink a shot!