Frequently Asked Questions
Q: I can't seem to enter WorldOfShots.com -- I think it might be because my browser is incompatible or I'm running an adblocker?
A: Actually, it's because you're a bitch.
Q: I know that, depending on the impression I'm trying to give, I should sometimes order a sophisticated red wine, or maybe something stronger, yet with history, like a Manhattan or gin martini - what guidelines can you give for when to order different types of drinks?
A: WTF? Did I actually just hear that question. You need shots, beotch!
Q: Shaken or stirred?
A: Since it doesn't matter if a shot is shaken or stirred, your question just reveals that you're a little bitch.
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